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What You Owe The Salvation Army For Listening To These Terrible Christmas Songs

How much you owe the Salvation Army every time you listen to the following Christmas songs:

“Last Christmas” by Wham!: 50 cents

Any Christmas song by the Trans-Siberian Orchestra: $1

“Do They Know It’s Christmas?” by Band Aid (1984 version): $1

“Do They Know It’s Christmas?” by Band Aid 20 (2004 version): $2

“Do They Know It’s Christmas?” by Band Aid 30 (2014 version): $3

“Christmas Shoes” (Bob Carlisle cover): $5

“Christmas Shoes” (NewSong cover): $10

Pretty much any version of “Mary, Did You Know?”: $20

The Pentatonix cover of “Mary, Did You Know?”: $25

Actually, any Pentatonix song: $25

Maroon 5’s cover of “Happy Christmas (The War is Over)”: $50

Anything off Songs For Christmas by Sufjan Stevens: Must donate one ETSY item to local toy bank

One viewing of Love Actually: $10,000

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