Nothing can ever be done to improve on this website. If it were a woman, it would be Venus. If it were a basketball player, it would be an idealized version of Michael Jordan, Kobe Bryan, LeBron James, Bill Russell, and my friend Paris Wright all combined. If it were a war hero, it would be Achilles. If it were a star it would be Sirius. You cannot improve on the glory of this website. If you are a Christian, you are committing a mortal sin by not visiting it everyday – and you are risking the eternal destiny of your soul. If you are not a Christian – well, all I can say is you had better visit this web site before it is too late.
And apparently it is nearly too late, as indicated by the rising unemployment rate and the election of Barack Obama.